NukeCops - Should be called SOSTUPID

Yes people, the internet is now destroyed! WHY?
Because hackers have nothing else to do. Why should anyone use it anymore? To be all screwed up by an idiot who cant find a girlfriend? So since they cant get a life outside their moms house, they turn to creating viruses like SOSTUPID.
Read on for more details

MessageLabs Inc., a company that filters e-mail for corporations, had blocked more than 100,000 copies of Sobig.F by midday Tuesday, making it by far the most active virus of the day. WTF??????? DAY???

"It's definitely spreading very quickly, just an incredible ramp-up so far this morning," said Brian Czarny, marketing director at MessageLabs. The variant is likely to be one of the more successful versions of a very successful virus strain, he said.

The Blaster worm is still at large. It uses a published flaw in Microsoft's Windows operating systems to spread via network connections, without using e-mail. Gee how thoughtful.

Now instad of all of us progressing and making the net a better place day-to-day most of you have spent it combating this pile of protoplasmic braincelled garbage right? Had nothing better to do right? You were bored and felt like combat right?

Should be called "so freaking stupid". These little retards are now officially destroying the internet, because thousands of hours of peoples time now has to be dedicated to combating this stupid B.S. Every damn week now. Not just once a year. Now its every F****** week.For what? Because its soooo cool?? Cool for who? Their little computer buddies in their own little dream world where they are actually NOBODYS? So they wreck the net, lots of people lose jobs, the net disappears and they need to get real jobs instead of P/T Burger King because mom lost the house from all the lawsuits.

Yep there is legislation to sue parents. Bet you didnt know that? Not passed yet, but can become retroactive in extreme cases. It will also be enforced globally through Interpol type agencies. I don't know all the details, but I know it's all on the table. Once they get done destroying those other civilian killing chicken wimp morons you know where.

Whats the incentive for anyone to use the internet anymore? Heres the breakdown:

You can't get all of your email anymore because it gets filtered up the wazoo
You can't send email anymore, because almost no one gets it because of filters
You can't access anything without worrying about Datanatory type B.S. screwing your PC up
You can't download anything anymore because it might have a virus
You can't install hardware without worrying where it came from and it might have viruses
You can't complain about it anymore, because no one listens or cares or even gives a rats pimpled butt

So I ask you, what the hell is the incentive to use it? Headaches? Added stress? Lost revenue?

Can Anyone answer me that? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?